humour

A guy visits the doctor and says:
“Doc I have a major problem”
“What kind of problem?”
“I have one wooden and one steel testicl.. and as such I am experiencing problems with my wife and children.”
“You have a wooden and a steel testicl.. and you have children?” replies the doctor in utter amazement and continues “How old are your children?”
“Pinocchio is six and Robocop is twenty five.”