humour

Three elders are sitting on a bench complaining about how much their hands tremble as a result of old age.

- “My hands tremble so much that when I was shaving today I cut myself 10 times!” says the first man.

- "My hands tremble so much that while I was mowing the lawn, I cut all the roses by accident!," says the second man.

- “What are you guys going on about!”, says the third man. “My hands tremble so much that while I was taking a pis$ this morning, I ej@culated three times!!”