A peasant pays a visit to his doctor in complete despair: - “Doc there’s no way I can get an erection, what should I do?” - “Here you go, take this medicine, little by little, every day” However, he was very impatient and gulped down all the medicine in one shot. He goes straight to his wife and they make love 10 times in a row, then visits his neighbour, the priest, the mayor and just about every single person in the village. As a result, they all seek refuge on a nearby mountain. He finally pays another visit to the doctor asking him to prescribe something for his uncontrollable urges. - “You will place your pen$s in the battery of your tractor and electrocute it. That’s the only way to stop”, his doctor advises him. The peasant follows his advice, placing his pen$s in the battery. Meanwhile, one of the villagers who was spying on him, returns to the mountain and calls out to the villagers: - “To the summit quickly, he’s going to screw every single one of us. He’s recharging it as we speak!”
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