humour

One day God wanted to see how things were going down on Earth with all the drugs. He sends his Apostles to Earth, to collect all the necessary information! After a few days, Saint Peter brings him some “coke” saying:
- “I brought you some cocaine. It’s good stuff. It gives you a rush.”
Then Saint Paul arrives and says:
- “I brought you some hash. You smoke it and relax. It gives you a good high man!”
Then John arrives and says:
- “I brought you L.S.D. You take it and you’re lost. Totally out of space!”
After all the Apostles marched by with all the drugs they had found, it’s Judas’ turn. God asks him:
- “Judas what did you bring us?”
And Judas replies:
- “I brought you the Drug Enforcement Agency!”