Once upon a time a tiger was walking in the jungle. He comes across a small monkey and addresses him in a very intimidating manner: Which is the strongest of all animals in the jungle? - “You of course!”, replies the petrified monkey. After a short while he comes across a bear and asks him while showing his razor sharp claws: Which is the scariest and most powerful animal in the jungle? “You naturally!”, replies the bear, in a state of fear. A bit later the tiger meets an elephant and asks the same question once again. The elephant grabs him with his trunk, lifts him high up in the air and slams him into a tree. When the tiger regains consciousness, he looks at him and says: “Ok buddy, no need to get upset over not knowing the answer.”
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