humour

Four men that happened to meet at a bar are discussing all kinds of things. Then, one of them goes to the toilet while the others carry on with their conversation, which is about the accomplishments of their sons. The first one says:
- “My son started as an errand boy for a Mercedes Benz dealership in Connecticut. However, he slowly climbed the ladder and now he is Sales Director. In fact, he is so good at his job that he constantly receives bonuses. He must be very well off, since he even gifted a brand new Mercedes to a friend of his just last month.”
- “That’s no big deal”, says the second man, “my son started out as a janitor for a real estate firm. However, he advanced over the year and is so wealthy now, that he even bought and gifted a two storey country house to a friend of his”
- “All this sounds commonplace to me”, says the third man, “My son started as a cleaner at the New York Stock Exchange. He moved up the ladder over the years and now is so rich, that he gifted securities worth $2,000,000 to a friend of his.”
At this point, the fourth man returns from the toilet and the rest fill him in on the conversation’s topic…. asking him about his own son. The man then takes on a sad expression and says….
- “There’s not much to say about my son guys… he has always been a hair stylist. And recently I picked up on the fact that he is gay. At least he could have been more discrete… but to hell with it… he changes lovers just like he changes underwear. The only consolation is that he does have his perks. His last three lovers gave him a Mercedes, a country house and securities worth $2,000,0000.”