The highway police had decided to award €1,000 to the millionth toll booth customer. As such, they pull over the millionth driver that crosses the toll booth and tell him: - “Congratulations sir, you are the millionth driver to cross this toll booth and have just won €1,000. What are you going to do with the money?” The driver enthusiastically replies: - “Gee thanks officer. First thing tomorrow I’ll have my driver’s license issued.” Then his wife from the passenger seat next to him says: - “Don’t listen to him officer. He never has any idea of what he’s saying when he’s been drinking.” Then near deaf grandpa from the back seat says: - " I warned you didn’t I? We would never get far in a stolen vehicle..."
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